So here we have The Incubus, a flick that takes place in a New England town (which is always the best for horror movies) and people are getting fucked up and murdered, which is always awesome. The movie doesn’t go into the history of why what’s happening is happening, all we know is people are being killed.
It starts off with a douchebag couple hanging out by a lake just chilling and the guy calls the girl a bitch for some reason then runs away. Hey, who’s the bitch here?!? Something happens (I won’t say what) and shit goes down. What’s cool about this movie is the music at the beginning, that’s what drew me in because to me that’s what makes or breaks a lot of movies. If you have good music and in this case, creepy music, then it will only help the movie.
After the attack, oh shit I just told you what happened, ah well fuck off. So after the attack we see the doctor show up and this guy goes WAY beyond being a doctor, this guy is on some next level shit because he’s like a doctor, cop, investigator and creepy looking all rolled up into one.
“Hello, I’m Dr. Serious”
The doctor is trying to find out what the fuck just happened and plus he’s worried because his daughter lives with him and I guess he doesn’t want her to get sliced up too. Speaking of the daughter, they have a weird fucking relationship I’ll tell ya. What kind of father looks into the bathroom when their daughter is showering? Or while lying on the bed having a conversation with their daughter, she leans in and kisses her father ON THE LIPS?
Who? I say, who?
This guy! That’s who.
Ya so we now see this guy who’s having wicked nightmares for some reason. His character is a bit over the top with the way he reacts like as if it’s the end of the world, and actually by the way he was acting I’m surprised the guy’s heart didn’t explode! It seems like the whole movie he was sweating, breathing heavy and freaking out. He also has this creepy grandmother and right from the beginning she looks like she knows something. Oh ya, she KNOWS SOMETHING. Tell us godamnit! Fucking old lady with her stupid glasses and hair in a bun.
Anyway, some more shit goes down like an AWESOME killing in a barn. It was the only gory part of the movie really, and it was dope!!! How often do you see a guy get a shovel shoved (get it?) into his neck???? Then as that happens, his trigger finger twitches and he shoots his OWN FOOT off! Sick! Unfortunately I don’t have pictures of that but you’ll love it.
There’s also a cool scene that takes place in a movie theater, for some reason I enjoyed that one the most. Who knows, maybe it had something to do with the girl sitting on the toilet. Man, maybe I have a problem.
Regardless, people are dying off and Dr. Serious is still trying to wrap his head around all of this because God forbid the policeman actually does! In a hilarious role, the cop is completely useless, LOL. The doctor is doing everything ahhah that cop should just shoot himself. But the movie goes on and people are being murdered.
She’s singing in the shower.
All of this comes to a weird ending which I wasn’t crazy about but I still like the movie a lot. I won’t give away the ending because that would make me a jerk. Yes, a jerk. But it was good, a nice surprise actually because I wasn’t sure who the fuck was doing the killing.
Dope movie. I recommend it with the lights off.
