“Teeth” is basically a movie about a teenage girl who suffers from Vagina Dentata. So hm … what is V. Dentata?

In mythology, that’s simply a vagina with teeth! Dawn’s (the girl) genitals love to bite (but only when abused I shall note).

The flick’s really predictable: a few severed male genitals, cut off fingers and even a p*nis eaten by a starving dog.

The directing courtesy of Mitchell Lichtenstein is low budget (in a bad way) and the actors are amateurish at best.

Probably not a good idea

I don’t understand how such a pathetic movie could end up at so many prestigious festivals (Gerardmer,Sundance,Berlin,etc…)

That’s what really enticed me to purchase the DVD (8 EUR or so). Don’t make the same mistake.

1/5