Super 8 fucking blows.  Maybe it’s because I’ve been drinking tonight so my judgement is cloudy but hey, I gave this shitfest a chance and it exploded all over the place, staining my walls and making my eyes vomit with this hot mess.  It’s like the seasons.

It starts off with a bunch of annoying kids at a funeral because their friend’s mom died or whatever so he’s all bummed out, then it cuts to a few months later right away, which makes me say “wtf, why even show this shit, just skip right to the 4 months later thing”.  Anyway, some shit goes down and a train de-rails, the kids scatter and freak out.  Train parts all over the place, train station destroyed – all because some idiot drove his pickup onto the track.  By the way, the effects in this scene were HORRIBLE.  I could see right away the train wasn’t even real, LOL.  I mean c’mon, at least make the fucking train real.  This way you would make the shit authentic and also employ people in this fucked up economy.  But noooooo “let’s use CGI and once again fuck the entire movie industry because we can save $5 by using this computer shit”. (Read More…)