So I was in the mood tonight to watch something different and I found this movie called “Trust” (like you didn’t know already, it’s in the fucking title). What’s this movie about? Well, I actually liked it because even though it’s a drama, it’s a current movie that has this girl that just turned 14 and she posts all the time online with her phone and her new laptop that daddy just bought her (thanks, Dad). We’re reminded of her chats early on and throughout the movie because the fucking shit pops up on the screen like a backdrop of teeny-bopper-talk, enough to make my head explode. No, really. My head actually exploded. Matter of fact, I just got back from the hospital after being there for about 10 minutes while the doctors re-attached my skull fragments by using an old school sewing machine. You had to see it, it was a nice machine from the 1930′s I think, it was Singer if I recall. Nonetheless, the procedure was much more entertaining than this movie. (Read More…)

So here we have The Incubus, a flick that takes place in a New England town (which is always the best for horror movies) and people are getting fucked up and murdered, which is always awesome. The movie doesn’t go into the history of why what’s happening is happening, all we know is people are being killed.

It starts off with a douchebag couple hanging out by a lake just chilling and the guy calls the girl a bitch for some reason then runs away. Hey, who’s the bitch here?!? Something happens (I won’t say what) and shit goes down. What’s cool about this movie is the music at the beginning, that’s what drew me in because to me that’s what makes or breaks a lot of movies. If you have good music and in this case, creepy music, then it will only help the movie. (Read More…)