So here we have yet another remake of a classic movie. I’m not surprised that Hollywood decided to rape this one though, because they’ve run out of ideas for anything new and original.

The first time I heard that they were remaking A Nightmare on Elm Street, I immediately asked myself who was going to play Freddy Kruger. You know who? This guy:

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Garbage. Honestly, I watched the first 2 minutes of this movie and turned it off because I couldn’t be bothered with another film like this. Don’t get me wrong, I love zombie movies and Romero does them like no other but this is horrible.

The zombie genre can’t be replicated from the days of old like back in the 60′s when we were first introduced to Night Of the Living Dead. One thing that turns me off is the way it’s filmed today; horror movies are not going to look good with a crystal clear picture.  Good God it made it look like they were on a movie set! It’s not supposed to, it’s supposed to make me feel like I’m there and I’m about to get my face ripped off by a dead person.

Anyway, I’m not wasting more time on this piece of shit movie, here’s the trailer, see for yourself.

Alright, so Evilspeak… it’s got Clint Howard, Ron Howards brother, and one of the ugliest mother fuckers on the planet, but that’s beside the point. Clint plays the role of Stanley Coopersmith, a student attending military school after his parents were killed in a car accident. Coopersmith isn’t like other students, he’s got a high IQ, is lousy at sports, and isn’t the most sociable character by any means. As a result, Coopersmith gets his ass kicked on a regular basis by a group of kids headed by this guy ‘Bubba’. So, the story goes like this.. (Read More…)