Sniper. Tom Berenger. What does that equate to? Total badass movie! Sniper is an ultimate ‘guy movie’, and if you’re a guy and don’t like seeing Tom Berenger take out South American douchebags, then you’re either gay or…. gay.

I mean, look at that poster! Tom’s looking at you and saying “You’re only seeing my face because I’m letting you”. Normally, Thomas Beckett would just put a one-shot, one-kill bullet right through your heart, but the director told him to pose for a second so they could take his picture for the movie.

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In 1980, Lucio Fulci released “City of the Living Dead”, and without a doubt it one of my preferred Fulci films. The film starts on a heavy note, with a priest hanging himself in a cemetery in the town of Dunwhich (a tribute to H.P. Lovecraft), which as we find out later in the film, is the catalyst for a sort of zombie apocalypse. After this scene, the town of Dunwhich starts experiencing some odd happenings and things go from bad to worst very quickly… (Read More…)

This slasher flick is indeed a classic – just look at that poster, pure awesome! In the 80′s there were many cheesy horror movies that came out, and some might say this is one of them but I say – fuck you.

Set in a sorority house, the movie starts off with a flashback from when the house mother lost her baby on a stormy night. She was trying to give birth and the doctor couldn’t do much to help. It’s now years later and the house mother is running shit in the house with an iron fist. Everyone’s scared of her because she’s just a mean old bitch.

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Not to be confused with Hollywood’s raping of the 80′s psychotic thriller, The Stepfather from 1987 holds its own as a great flick for the whole family to watch. Unless, of course, it’s your new family and you just moved to the Northeastern part of the U.S.

Jerry Blake is a regular dude that is totally in love with that typical, traditional all American family kind of situation, with the white picket fence. The problem though, is that in today’s world families aren’t as traditional as they used to be, and oh ya, Jerry is completely bat shit insane. When he doesn’t get his way he flips out and throws shit around his basement and talks violently to himself.

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Director Scott Stewart makes an attempt to interpret his own vision of the apocalypse in this film. Starring some more famous acts like Charles S. Dutton, Dennis Quaid, and Paul Bettany, the film starts off with the angel Michael making his way down to earth, proceeding the cut off his own wings as some sort of act of defiance. From there, the story becomes somewhat puzzling and nonsensical… (Read More…)